I Gave My Robot Food Poisoning. Here’s the Story…

Has this ever happened to you…?

Someone teaches, gives, or sells you the “perfect” AI prompt to automate such-and-such business process.

You fire up your favorite AI engine…

…paste the prompt in the blank box…

…click the submit button…

…and wait for the magic to begin.

Then…

WTF!?!?!?!?! 😧

The AI vomits a bunch of garbage.

It’s laughably (CRYABLY) bad.

And now you’re going down the rabbit hole…

…playing AI Prompt Engineer.

Only this isn’t play.

This is hard, time-sucking work.

It’s like trying to convince a petulant toddler to “DO AS I SAY!” over and over and over again.

It ain’t fun.

It happened to me just yesterday.

A social media superstar shared her go-to prompt for extracting post-ready quotes from presentations.

Use this prompt along with the transcript from your latest webinar and you’ll get the “100 juiciest, original, standalone quotes” ready to feed into your social media planner, she promised.

So I fed the prompt to my AI-powered robot, B-9(?)…

…and he got food poisoning.

Then I had to mop up the mess.

Here are a few examples of the “juiciest, original, standalone quotes” I plucked from B-9(?)’s word vomit.

“So let’s make sure I can move this thing.” 🤨

“Oh, come on now. Oh, there it is. Yep. Promise, promise, promise. Beautiful. It’s unanimous again. Love it. All right. P stands for promise.” 🫤

And my favorite juicy, standalone quote:

“So here’s the thing, though.” 😞

I repeat:

WTF!?!?!?!?! 😧

Yes, I said those things.

But I can’t paste those context-less lines into social media as standalone quotes — unless I want to stand out as the village idiot.

So down I went — again! — into the AI rabbit hole to conduct some time-sucking, soul-crushing prompt engineering…

…so my petulant robot child, B-9(?), could navigate the fine line between coherent and idiotic.

Are you a masochist?

If all of the above sounds oh-so-familiar, maybe you are. (Just sayin’.)

No judgement here.

If time-sucking, soul-crushing, rabbit-hole-navigating prompt engineering is your thing…

…then you be you…

…and YOU definitely SHOULD NOT ATTEND the sneak peek presentation of Your AI Noggin.

Tomorrow (June 21, at 12 p.m. ET) I’m going to reveal how to…

…automate complex business functions — and save thousands of hours — without prompts.

I’ll show you how Your AI Noggin will accelerate and improve research, data analysis, copywriting, editing, proposal outlining, meeting summaries, idea generation and so much more.

And I’ll show you how easy it is for you to deploy Your AI Noggin — fully customized to help you show show up as the unique human you are (not some robotic imitation).

Again, don’t save a seat if you like wasting time writing and re-writing and re-re-writing AI prompts.

But if you’re not into “WTF!?!” and prefer simple:

Join me tomorrow at 12 p.m. ET, 9 a.m. PT.

Click here to save your seat (one-click) registration (no form to fill out).

You’ll get a sneak peek at Your AI Noggin, and you’ll learn how you can get your very own, customized AI Noggin before most everyone else.