🎃 Stupid H’ween Jokes — and Other GPT-Powered Treats
It’s Melissa’s favorite holiday…
…so the halls are decked with witches, skeletons, and things just too gruesome to describe in writing.
And then there’s the candy. Mountains of Reese’s and Snickers and Almond Joys and Yorks. 36.3 pounds of candy. Enough chocolate to feed a zombie brigade.
In a few hours the neighborhood children will don their costumes, brave the chilly winds, and arrive at our door.
“Trick or treat,” they’ll holler when Melissa greets them at the door.
I’ll stand behind her and ask, “Who has a joke?”
At our house, you don’t get a treat unless you have a trick — a joke, a modern interpretive dance, a glorious feat of strength.
Actually, a simple joke will do. And I’m a pushover so if the trick-or-treater is shy or befuddled, they get the candy anyway.
This year I’m trying something new…
After I demand tricks from the treat-seekers, I’ll dish out a few of my own jokes.
I have a pile of them — thanks to my GPT-powered robot, “B-9(?).”
I asked him this morning to “Give me 100 silly, amusing halloween jokes. The sillier the better.”
Here are a few:
- How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
- Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the Halloween party?He was a party pooper!
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
My robot is a laugh-riot!!!
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Before I go and sneak a Snickers from the candy pile (don’t tell Melissa), I have one more joke:
- Why was the email marketer so calm during the zombie apocalypse? He knew how to handle dead leads!
Don't go away yet..
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