What Do You Call a Cow With No Legs?
Yesterday I asked you to send me a joke.
In return, I promised to send you a replay of my masterclass, “How to Put Personality In Your Content So You Stand Out, Attract Raving Fans, and Land More/Better Clients.”
The offer still stands. And now I’m turning it into a contest.
The sender of the best joke — as judged by me and my somewhat warped sense of humor — will get free paperback copies of my book, Story Power Marketing, and Dan Kennedy’s Make ‘Em Laugh & Take Their Money.
And even if you’re not the funniest, you’ll still get a link to the training.
The current leader in the clubhouse: Faithful reader and Implementum client “C.L.”
She sent me a 3-pack of jokes.
With respect to vegans, vegetarians, and those suffering from alpha-gal syndrome, I share “C.L’s” jokes:
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
One leg?
Steak.
That there is some A1 humor!
Bring on your jokes.
And have a great weekend.
With lots of love and laughs,
Your pal, Tom
Don't go away yet..
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