The Greatest News Ever

Hello and welcome.

We’ve introduced new security protocols here at Story Power Marketing.

So before you read any further, you must complete a “simple” CAPTCHA puzzle to prove that you are not a robot, alien, aardvark, or orangutan.

And by “simple,” I mean:

“Isn’t it amazing how SIMPLE it is to turn a perfectly calm human being into a screaming banshee who wants to throw their computer out the window?” 

So take a deep breath, and you may begin…

Just kidding!!!! This is a No-CAPTCHA Zone!!!

I pulled this little CAPTCHA caper because…

(…I’m NOT kidding, this time…)

…CAPTCHAs may soon go the way of the dodo bird!

Extinct. Kaput. Relegated to the waste heap of rotten memories. 

I read the news today, oh boy:

“Apple is introducing new tech…to let you skip CAPTCHAs” 

Who says the news is all murder, mayhem, and other assorted mischief? 

This is good news the GREATEST NEWS EVER!!!

Why? Because CAPTCHAs suck worse than that Happy Days episode when The Fonz jumped the shark.

I know. We have to keep the robots at bay.

But you’d think that some tech-genius would have invented robot repellants that don’t require us to click on crosswalks, motorcycles, or traffic lights.

(Question: If a sliver of the traffic light pole is in the CAPTCHA box, but the light fixture isn’t, do you click on that box?).

I mean, we’ve put a man on the moon, created Velcro, sliced bread, and invented the Veggetti (important pronunciation tip: It rhymes with “spaghetti.”).

So, praise be to Apple for taking this first giant step for mankind.

For now, Apple’s robot repellant will work only on iPhones and iPads.

But, hey, it’s a start. 

Speaking of “simple” and CAPTCHAs…

Isn’t it amazing how SIMPLE it is to turn a perfectly good prospect into a bored and frustrated reader who wants to throw your emails into the trash? 

So many content creators make it hard on readers. They dish out what I call “CAPTCHA Copy.” 

Reading such copy is like jumping through hoops, wading through mud, clicking on CAPTCHA boxes. Too much work for too little reward. 

Here’s the good news…

You can create content that fires up prospects and inspires them to hire you. I can show you how.

This ain’t rocket science.
But it does require some know-how.

We do this every week in the Content Transformation Academy. 

Kind of like the opposite of jumping the shark. 

Rather than going from great to rotten…

…you can transform your content from boring to brilliant…

…and results from pitiful to profitable.

If you want to learn more, reply to the email with the message “let’s meet.”

I’ll shoot you a link to my booking calendar.

We’ll discuss what’s working for you, what’s not, and what you’re looking for. 

I’ll offer some actionable advice to help you transform your content from boring to brilliant, turn marketing from frustrating to fun, and convert results from pitiful to profitable.

And if we agree there are ways I can help you, we can discuss the possibilities.

Reply with “let’s meet” to get the ball rolling.