Robot-generated Reasons to Attend Today’s Training…

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Over coffee and Corn Flakes this morning, I had the following conversation with my temporarily-rented AI Copywriting Robot, “B-9?”

Me: 

You are my AI Copywriting Robot “B-9?” My friend Dean Isaacs and I are hosting a 5in25 training this afternoon called “5 Ways to Use Artificial Intelligence to Work Less and Accomplish More.” I need to write an email this morning to help my subscribers understand why they should attend this event. 

Please give me a list of five bullet items that emphasize the importance of learning about AI and machine learning. Each bullet should note benefits for people who wish to accomplish more in their business while working less. Introduce the bullet list with the following phrase: 

“If you attend today’s 5in25 event, you will…” and then begin each bullet with a strong, vivid, positive verb. 

Robot:

If you attend today’s 5in25 event, you will…

  • Discover how to automate tedious tasks and free up your time for more important work.
  • Learn how to leverage AI-powered tools to make better decisions and improve your bottom line.
  • Understand how to integrate AI into your business processes to increase efficiency and reduce costs.
  • Gain insight into the latest AI technologies and how they can be applied to your industry.
  • Explore real-world examples of companies that have successfully implemented AI to drive growth and innovation. 

Me:

Thank you, “B-9?” Please rewrite the bullets to make them amusing — without losing the primary points you made in the previous list. 

Robot:

If you attend today’s 5in25 event, you will…

  • Uncover the secret to making your computer do all the boring stuff, so you can finally catch up on cat videos.
  • Master the art of using AI to make better decisions than your boss (and look good doing it).
  • Learn how to speak robot and train them to do your bidding, like a tech-savvy genie.
  • Get the inside scoop on the latest AI technology, before your competitors even know it exists.
  • Hear real-life success stories of companies that have used AI to achieve superhuman levels of productivity.

Me: 

Thank you, “B-9?” Now add a closing paragraph below the list of bullets. 4 sentences. Begin the paragraph with the following copy: “THURSDAY. THURSDAY THURSDAY. Live on Zoom.”

And continue with the same kind of loud, obnoxious tone used to promote monster truck events and sleazy used car dealerships. Make the content over-the-top aggressive. Use vivid, uncommon, emotional language to emphasize what you have to gain if you attend and lose if you don’t. 

Robot:

THURSDAY. THURSDAY THURSDAY. Live on Zoom. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash the full potential of AI on your business!

This is your chance to learn how to work smarter, not harder and leave your competition in the dust. If you don’t attend, you’ll be stuck in the past, while everyone else is rocketing towards the future.

But if you do attend, you’ll be the one leading the charge with cutting-edge knowledge and skills. So what’s it gonna be? The past or the future? Thursday. Thursday Thursday. Live on Zoom.

Me:

Good, robot. Thank you. 

Robot: 

You’re welcome! I’m glad I could help. Let me know if there’s anything else I can assist you with.


The training is live TODAY, January 19 at 3:30 ET, 2:30 CT.

It’s free to attend, but you have to register in advance. Click the button below to do that…


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Tom Ruwitch

Tom Ruwitch is the founder and CEO of Story Power Marketing. For more than 30 years, he has helped businesses grow by delivering powerful stories using a variety of different media.