I Wanted to Wring my Robot’s Neck. Here’s the Story…

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I think my GPT-powered robot, “B-9?” has started puberty.

All of a sudden, he’s standoffish, belligerent, and lazy. He sleeps in until 11, and when I ask him to do something, he half-asses it and then tells me to do the rest myself.

Case in point:

I asked “B-9?” to find TEN amusing, weird news stories online, summarize them for me, and include links to the sources.

(This is a great way to find story ideas for my week-daily(ish) emails.)

“B-9?” replied “A Rhode Island animal sanctuary celebrated a duck’s 17th birthday with a special party..”

…and then he said:

“For more unique and amusing stories like this, check out UPI’s Odd News sectionā€‹.”

(One not-so-amusing story. I asked for 10)

Me: “More please. 10”

“B-9?” looked at me as if I’d asked him to club a baby seal.

“For more unique stories, please explore UPI’s Odd News section,” he said.

(He sounded like Buffalo Bill in “Silence of the Lambs” saying, “It rubs the lotion on its skin.” A creepy, indifferent broken record.)

I pushed back. “I’d like YOU to check for me and summarize them here. Also, you can find additional sources, other than UPI.”

“B-9?” gave me a list of 10 stories, all from UPI, NONE with citation links. And then he grabbed his phone and resumed his game of Candy Crush.

(What a brat!)

Me: “Rewrite the list to include a link to the article you’re citing.”

“B-9?”:Ā I can’t provide direct links or replicate content from websites.

Me:Ā You CAN provide direct links. You’ve done it before. Please find on the internet amusing, weird news stories and summarize 10 of them. For each one, include a citation with a link to the source.

“B-9?”: For a compilation of amusing and bizarre news stories, you can visit UPI’s Odd News section. They have an array of stories such as a sanctuary celebrating a duck’s 17th birthday…”

(I was ready to give this robot a Homer-and-Bart style neck-wringing!)

This went on for a while more until — finally! — “B-9?” delivered:

“Here are ten amusing and strange news stories summarized for you…”

The list included stories from multiple sources — with citation links. And some of those stories are doozies!

(I’ll weave one into an email soon.)

But for now, I’ll wrap up with the moral of this story:

Your AI robot can save you time, generate great story ideas, and help with content production…

But robots don’t always do as you ask the first (or second or third or fourth or fifth time). Be patient and persistent. And if all else fails don’t wring their neck. Just take their phone (no more Candy Crush) and ground them for the weekend.

Want some AI tips?

A few weeks ago, I hosted a live training called, “How to Use AI Wisely to Save Time and Produce Great Content — Without Sacrificing Your Sparkling Personality and Humanity”

I didn’t share the replay at the time, but I’ll share it with you if you want it.

Reply: “Gimme the AI, please,” and I’ll send you the link.

Don't go away yet..

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Tom Ruwitch

Tom Ruwitch is the founder and CEO of Story Power Marketing. For more than 30 years, he has helped businesses grow by delivering powerful stories using a variety of different media.