Tom Ruwitch
Ripped from the headlines in China: Pacifiers for pressure-cooked professionals.Ā š® š¼ It’s true. Plus-sized pacifiers are all the rage in China. Over-stressed adults dish out up to $70 for a binky to relieve burnout. Some stores sell more than 2,000 a month. Count me out. I know. Too much stress sucks. But I ain’t sucking…
Short and sweet today. Just the facts, Jack. I’m hosting a training on Saturday. It’s called “Turn Content Into Clients: The Proven “PLAN” to Get More and Better Leads, Inspire Prospects to Hire You, and 3X Profits — Without Ever Feeling Stuck” When: Saturday, August 23, 11 a.m. ET (8 a.m. PT) Where: Live Online Who: For business leaders…
Recommended Video š„Ā David Ogilvy: Essentials This short video from ADWEEK is a collection of greatest hits from legendary ad man David Ogilvy. My favorite hit from this video: “Tell the truth. But make the truth fascinating. You can’t bore people into buying your product. You can only interest them in buying it.” The video is…
More marketing magic from Earvin Johnson InĀ yesterday’s email, I told you how Magic Johnson created a business empire by opening movie theaters and Starbucks in inner-city neighborhoods. Today: A story about Johnson and those Starbucks. Like most chain restaurants, Starbucks had a set menu. Muffins, croissants, bagels, yogurt parfaits, and scones — lots and lots…
HBD Earvin Johnson.Ā š š„³ Magic is 66 today (August 14), and that has me thinking about… …multiplexes and Starbuck’s. Yeah, I know. When someone says, “Magic Johnson” most think hoops. I like basketball, and I respect Magic for his great NBA career. But I love great business stories, and Magic’s is one for the ages.…
In case you missed my email yesterday, sad news: My GPT-powered robot, B-9(?), is dead. Actually, I unplugged him and threw him in the broom closet after his GPT overlords gave him a mandatory upgrade, and he lost his mind. Seems I’m not the only robot owner fed up with their GPT-powered robot. My news…
Last week, my robot lost his mind. His name is B-9(?) and he was one of those GPT-powered robots. On Thursday, he got a mandatory “upgrade” from GPT-4 to GPT-5, and it turned him from my faithful, intelligent companion and friend to a… …belligerent, idiotic ass! So I gave him the ultimate downgrade. I removed his battery…
Recommended Reading šĀ Ann Handley: 24 Questions to Ask Yourself About That Piece You’re Writing Right Now (Part 2) Ann Handley just dropped questions 13-24 of her writing self-audit. They’re way more useful than the usual “check your grammar” advice. My favorites: “What emotion am I inviting?” and “If I deleted my byline/logo… would anyone recognize…
ChatGPT v5.0 landed yesterday. And the crowd’s going wild. I get it. I’m all-in on AI. I’m even building a suite of AI assistants, calledĀ Your AI Noggin, that know my tried-and-true marketing frameworks and will help you implement them. But I also know… You have to show up as HUMAN if you want to stand…
A long, long time ago, I was on the lower east side of Manhattan when I saw… …a big, fat rat, walking backwards… …dragging a foot-long slice of New York style pizza across the sidewalk. He pulled the thing with his teeth a good 50 feet before he and the slice disappeared into his hidey…