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Do not — I repeat DO NOT — read this story to a Santa-loving child… …unless you want to be a dream-crushing killjoy like my brother, Mike. Here’s the story… It was Christmas Eve, 1971. Mom, Dad, Mike and I were in Snowmass, Colorado, enjoying a Christmas break ski vacation. After a long day on…

I’m sitting in the kitchen with my AI-powered copywriting robot, B-9(?)… …eating a hearty breakfast of leftover stuffing (the best!), cranberry relish (the chunky kind with orange peel), and pumpkin pie. Meanwhile, it’s Black Friday… …which is supposed to be all about great deals and frenzied shopping… …but the name reminds me of darkness and…

Melissa and I didn’t do this on purpose. When our twins were born in 1997, and we named them Madeleine (Maddie) and Jacob (Jake)… …we weren’t thinking about Thanksgiving (although we were VERY thankful)… …or poultry. But then a few years later, at one of our family Thanksgiving dinners, someone (I think it was Aunt…

Here’s a timeless marketing tale from page 37 of Scientific Advertising by Claude C. Hopkins: Two advertisers offered nearly identical food products. One offered the product for free. The other promoted the retail price (15 cents) and offered a coupon to get the produce for $0. With the couponing approach, it feels like the product “maker” has…

I have the bug that’s going around. Fever, chills, sore throat, cough. No fun. It came on Wednesday night as I was meeting with my operations director, Brady. I kept having to clear my throat. I seemed to be losing my voice. And then I woke up yesterday without a voice. Bad day for that.…

I’m feeling grateful. Grateful for this: I get to wake up every morning, pour a cup of French Roast, and write an info-taining (I hope) email. The process is interesting. It’s fun. I like waking up each morning, eager to hop out of bed and interact with you. Speaking of which, I’m… Grateful for you: Thank you…

December 26, 2023 TO: Santa ClausFROM: Tom RuwitchRE: Next Time I don’t mean to sound ungrateful… …but next time… …I sure would appreciate it if you could stuff one of those new fangled Wearable Beanbags in my stocking. Don’t get me wrong. The new socks are great. I’ll wear them often. But socks is socks.…

Happy Thanksgiving. My wish for you: You spend this day (and many others) around a crowded table, filled with people you love. There’s a song called “Crowded Table.” It captures the wish. Before Covid, I produced monthly concerts as a side gig. A hobby business. A labor of love. I built a big email list.…